7 Short Saturday Dad jokes to make you laugh

I wanted to get rid of my old knackered flat screen tv that doesn’t work anymore. The council said they would charge me $27.00 to collect it and dispose of it. Instead, I paid $7.50 and booked an online courier to collect it and deliver to somebody I don’t like!

In my last job my wages were paid in vegetables. I left because I was unhappy with the celery.

It was a very moving ceremony. Even the cake is in tiers.

So, today, I told my team about the importance of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

Yeah. I was in a Zoom meeting when I told that joke and they didn’t laugh either. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

My mum told me that I can’t drive a car made of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

Why are Catholics so upbeat after church gatherings? Because they convert Mass into energy.