Looking for a Christmas gift that will truly make you (or a loved one) truly happy?

Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you deserve pleasure — and the holiday season is the perfect time to indulge.

Aussie sexual wellness brand Normal is a fond favourite among many older women; they understand the body and its needs will change over time and promote healthy sex and self-love among all ages. More than 30,000 people have fallen in love with their products, earning them a loyal following and some absolutely glowing reviews.

If you’re looking to make an anonymous, discretely packaged online purchase in the near future, now is the time to secure some great savings and freebies. Normal is offering the following bonuses with online purchases between now and 25 December, 2024:

• Spend $100 & get 2 free sex essentials (a silky-smooth lube, a citrus-scented cleaning spray or an organic massage oil, valued at $25-40 each)
• Spend $200 and get a free Frankie (beginner-friendly bullet vibrator, valued at $60)
• Spend $300 and get a free Piper (bestselling rabbit vibrator, valued at $200)

Click here to browse their range of highly satisfying products, or read on for a few great options to get you started…

Debut Bundle — to kickstart your ride

If you’re not sure where to start, the Debut Bundle is the perfect way to start exploring the wonderful world of vibes solo or with a partner.

This bundle covers the essentials for carving your path towards pleasure:

• Billie. This beginner’s toy is soft, flexible and designed to fit snugly in the palm of your hand. Explore your own body solo, or slide between bodies with a partner to take things to the next level. It’s normally $160, so you’re getting great value out of this bundle!
• Cleaning spray. Designed for silicon toys, keep everything squeaky-clean and extend your products’ life with this gentle but effective antibacterial spray.
• Water-based lube. A hydrating, paraben-free personal lubricant.
• Sync Set. Start things off light and fun with 50 spicy conversation starters, crafted by an experienced sex coach and designed to get you talking about sex, dating, relationships and more.

The Debut Bundle is normally priced at $250 but is currently discounted to $190. Click here to secure your discount.

Quinn — for when he’s all bark and no bite

If your husband has failed to meet his spousal duties and you’re embarking on an exploration of the self, the bestselling Quinn is a great starting point for the winding road ahead… and down below.

With 7 intensity levels, 7 pattern options and water-resistant technology, you can enjoy yourself in the privacy of a shower for up to 2 hours of battery life. A 100-night returns policy also ensures that you can cut your journey short, or exchange it for a different vehicle of pleasure to race you to the finish line.

“This is a great vibe to use especially if you’re a first timer like me – really hits the spot 😉” — Susan.

Get it on its own, or enjoy it as part of the Besties Bundle to save $120!

Piper — a two-seater race car on the highway to pleasure

Use this if you want to stick it to roadworks and prove to them that it is possible to fill more than one pothole at a time.

The Piper’s unique design covers all the bases, featuring 10 intensity levels and 10 pattern options to keep you occupied in more ways than one. It’s a great option to enjoy on your own, or with a partner — just be sure to pace yourself or you may end up arriving at your destination earlier than intended.

What’s in the Normal range?

We’re not finished just yet! There’s loads of fun to be had and a lot more to order off the menu. Check out:

• 7 classic toys covering a wide range of needs,
• Option A beginner butt plug, made with Abbie Chatfield,
• Essentials like lubricant, cleaning spray & bottle oil,
• Great value bundles,
• And more!

You can also get friends, family and relatives a gift card to let them personalise their pleasure — perhaps one of the greatest gifts a loved one can receive.

And don’t forget: those who book before Christmas can enjoy special freebies with every purchase over $100!*

Simply head over to Normal’s website for a full range of products — satisfaction guaranteed.

IMPORTANT LEGAL INFO This article is of a general nature and FYI only, because it doesn’t take into account your personal health requirements or existing medical conditions. That means it’s not personalised health advice and shouldn’t be relied upon as if it is. Before making a health-related decision, you should work out if the info is appropriate for your situation and get professional medical advice.