A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: ‘Rest in Peace.’
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied:
‘Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this – somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying: ‘Congratulations on your new location!”
Why don’t flowers like to get into arguments? They always try to stem the conflict.
How do florists greet each other? “Hey bud, how’s it growing?”
What’s a florist’s favorite type of music? Heavy petal.
What’s a florist’s favorite romantic comedy? 50 Shades of Spray Rose.
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