Sometimes all you need is a quick giggle to turn the day around – and these five jokes deliver exactly that. From cheeky wordplay to classic groan-worthy punchlines, this mix of food gags and clever twists is guaranteed to raise a smile. Whether you’re sharing them with the grandkids or keeping them up your sleeve for your next catch-up with friends, there’s something here for everyone.
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If it took six kids six hours to eat all the apples in the apple orchard, how many hours would it take three kids? None, because the first six kids have already eaten them all.
Where did the spaghetti go to dance? The meat-ball!
What’s a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable? An eggplant!
What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable? A cab-bage!
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