Five corny food jokes guaranteed to make you smile

Need a laugh? These five corny food jokes are light, silly and perfect for sharing — because everyone loves a good (or bad) food pun.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.