Five cheeky jokes about marriage that might hit a little too close to home

Marriage is full of love, laughter … and plenty of material for a good joke.

From playful digs to laugh-out-loud one-liners, humour has always been one of the best ways to capture the ups and downs of life with a partner. And while some of these might be a little cheeky, they’re all delivered with a wink and a smile.

So whether you’ve been married for decades or just enjoy a well-crafted punchline, here are five jokes that prove sometimes the funniest truths are the ones closest to home.

Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ. He turned to his wife and said, “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.” She replied, “Why, thank you, Dear!”

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

“I love you,” she said. “Is that you talking,” I asked, “Or the wine?” “It’s me talking to the wine.”

What do a wife and a grenade have in common? They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

I asked my wife which she liked better, my face or my body? She said, “Your sense of humor.”