Cat lovers will tell you that living with a cat is less about ownership and more about acceptance — acceptance that you exist purely for their comfort and amusement. Cats have a unique way of making us feel adored… right up until they don’t. These jokes perfectly sum up the mysterious, occasionally brutal, and endlessly funny relationship humans have with their feline companions.
Cats are like strippers — they sit on your lap and make you think they love you … but they’re really just there for the warmth and snacks.
My cat ignores me all day, then sits on my keyboard when I’m busy – just to remind me who’s really in charge.
Dogs think: “My owner feeds me, loves me and looks after me – they must be a god.”
Cats think: “My owner feeds me, loves me and looks after me – I must be a god.”
Owning a cat is mostly just opening doors you were perfectly happy to keep closed.
I thought I wanted a pet that loved me unconditionally.
Turns out I adopted a cat who tolerates me on a trial basis.
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