Lily Tomlin has always been a master of sharp observation, dry delivery and perfectly timed wit. Her humour doesn’t rely on noise or shock – it lands because it’s smart, relatable and often says exactly what we’re all thinking.
From poking fun at everyday frustrations to gently skewering human behaviour, these eight Lily Tomlin jokes remind us why she remains one of the most intelligent and enduring comedians of her generation.
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”
“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”
“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?”
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”
“No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.”
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