Food brings us together – and sometimes it gives us a very good laugh. From kitchen mishaps to our eternal love affair with snacks, these eight food jokes serve up a little humour alongside the everyday realities of eating, cooking and indulging. No calories, no guilt – just a good chuckle or two to brighten your day.
What’s a banana’s favorite way to say thank you? Thanks a bunch!
A priest decides one day to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs. Smith appears. “Good day, Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how you are doing.” “Oh just fine Father, come on in, and we’ll have some tea.” While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. “Mind if I have one?” the priest says. “Not at all, have as many as you like.” After a few hours, the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting, says to Mrs. Smith, “Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh, but dear me, I have eaten all your alomonds. I’ll have to replace them the next time I visit.” Mrs. Smith replied, “Oh don’t bother Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them.”
What’s an apple’s favorite way to fly? Fruit flies.
What did the strawberry write to its crush? I’m berry fond of you.
Why did the peach buy deodorant? To freshen up its pits.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night? It had a date.
What do you call a band of berries practicing music? A jam session.
A boy runs into his parent’s bedroom at 3am and says, “Dad! Dad! There’s a burglar in the kitchen eating all of mum’s leftover chilli!” The dad replies, “Go back to bed, son. We’ll bury him in the morning.“
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