My wife says these are true. Harsh, but fair?
Why are men like lawn movers? They are hard to get started … they emit noxious odours … and half the time they don’t work.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? There isn’t enough time.
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