Two brothers were laying in bed before lights out. The older brother says to the younger: “Tomorrow, I’m gonna swear.” The little brother began to beg to his brother: “I want to swear too! C’mon, please. Please let me cuss too!”
The older brother shushed him and then said: “Okay, okay. You can swear, too.” The little brother squealed in delight. The older brother said: “Alright, you say ASS, and I’m going to say SHIT.” The little brother agreed, then rolled over and began practicing quietly to himself: “Ass, ass, ass…”
The next morning, the two brothers ran downstairs and hopped up to the table. Mum was cooking Dad’s breakfast at the stove. She asked the older brother over her shoulder what he would like for breakfast.
He replied: “Aww shit Mum, I’ll just take a bowl of Cheerios.”
The Mum whipped around and slapped him for swearing hard enough for him to fall out of his chair. The Mother quickly turned to face the younger brother and asked in a stern voice: “And what will YOU be having for breakfast?”
The little boy looked down at his brother, then back up at his Mum and said: “Don’t know, but you can bet your ass it’s not going to be a bowl of Cheerios.”
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