Poker might be a game of strategy, bluffing and keeping a straight face — but sometimes it’s also good for a laugh.
From plumbers who always seem to land a royal flush to vegetables that simply refuse to stay in the game, these quick jokes deal out a few cheeky cards of humour. If you enjoy a clever pun or two, this little hand of laughs might just make you smile.
So shuffle the deck, take a seat at the table and see if these jokes are worth the gamble.
Why are plumbers so good at poker? They always get a straight or a royal flush.
Men are like a pack of Cards:
A “heart” to love them
A “diamond” to marry them
A “club” to smack them and
A “spade” to bury the body…
I tried playing poker with vegetables… but they kept folding when things got dicey.
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