Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy the occasional game, there’s something about sport that brings out the humour in all of us. From cricket one-liners to tennis puns and a State of Origin mishap you won’t forget in a hurry, these jokes prove that sometimes the funniest moments happen off the field. So sit back, have a chuckle, and maybe share one with a mate – because laughter is always a winning play.
Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. His co-worker, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. Just an old football injury that acts up once in awhile.” Josh said, “Gee, I never knew you played football.” Andy replied, “No, I don’t. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the State of Origin. I put my foot through the television ….”
My wife asked, “Do you know any tennis puns?” I said, “No, they’re not really my forte love”.
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players … The servers are currently down.
My wife just left me because I was obsessed with cricket. It’s really hit me for 6.
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”
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