Musicians are talented, passionate and often completely convinced the rest of us just don’t get them. From endless tuning to dramatic silences before playing a single note, they provide plenty of material – and these jokes are offered with affection, not malice. Think of them as a gentle reminder that even the most gifted performer can still be teased.
Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I used to be in a band called “Sold Out”. Our gig posters looked great, but no-one ever came.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? Limp Bizkit.
What is the most musical part of your body? Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
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