Here’s three jokes that you can tell your grandkids this Christmas. They probably haven’t heard them … even if you already have.
Knock knock..
Who’s there ?
A broken pencil.
A Brocken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus
Why don’t chickens tell jokes to their eggs?
Because it might crack them up.
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