11 Knock-Knock jokes … that are actually funny

Knock-knock jokes may be one of the oldest forms of humour, but when they’re done well, they still deliver a good belly laugh. Whether you’re looking to entertain the grandkids, add some fun to a family gathering or simply brighten your own day, these 11 knock-knock jokes prove the classics can still be genuinely funny. Short, clever and delightfully silly – just the way we like them.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police come out with your hands up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit.
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, I prefer peanuts.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you’ll get locked up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!