New Year’s Eve is all about celebrating fresh starts, good company, and not taking life too seriously. Whether you’re ringing in the New Year at home, watching the fireworks on TV, or counting down with friends and family, a good laugh always makes the night better.
We’ve rounded up 10 light-hearted New Year’s Eve jokes that are perfect for sharing at the dinner table, in a group chat, or on social media as the clock ticks closer to midnight. Because if you can start the year smiling, you’re already off to a good start.
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!
What was Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution? To make new friends.
What’s the worst part of jogging on New Year’s Eve? The ice falling out of your drink!
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31? He wanted to make a New Year’s toast.
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start off the New Year in a cool way.
What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you for a year!
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31? It’s New Year’s, Eve.
What compliment did the drink glass give to the champagne on New Year’s Eve? “You’re so bubbly!”
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