There’s nothing quite like a classic dad joke – the kind that makes you groan first and laugh second. Whether you’ve heard a few of these before or they’re brand new to you, we hope at least one of the 10 below brings a smile to your face today.
1. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
2. What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
3. My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She’s starting to sound like my wife.
4. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
5. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
6. Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He’s still in the cast.
7. How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
8. What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
9. Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
10. I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
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