Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man gives his girlfriend a gift

She rips the package open only to find a deck of playing cards. Source: Pixabay.

A man hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewellery box.

The woman gets incredibly excited and rips the package open only to find a deck of playing cards.

“What the heck is this?” she yells and throws the deck of cards into the man’s lap.

“What?” the man responds in an upset tone. “You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!”

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