Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband and wife attended a high school reunion

“That’s my ex-boyfriend. He started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.” Source: Pexels.

A married couple were sitting at a table at the wife’s high school reunion. There was an incredibly drunk man slumped over at the table across from them.

“Do you know that guy?” the husband asked.

“Yes,” the wife replied sadly. “That’s my ex-boyfriend. He started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good lord,” the husband replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”

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