Daily Joke: A couple and their three kids were waiting in line

A couple with three children were waiting in line to purchase tickets for a boat trip to a nearby island.

Others in line watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window. “Five tickets, please,” the father said. “Two round trip, three one way.”