A retired man owned a gorgeous beach house with a garden that opened up onto the sand, leading down to the ocean.
The ocean was warm and perfect for swimming, so every night he would make his way down to the water and spend an hour floating and relaxing in the water.
One night though, as he made his way down to the waterfront, he was disturbed by the loud voices of two people. They were laughing and giggling and as he got closer, he was able to see that a young couple were enjoying a spot of skinny dipping.
Not wanting to embarrass the young lovers, he whistled to alert them to his presence and, panicked, they went deeper into the water to protect their modesty.
“We’re not coming out until you leave,” the woman shouted. “Stop looking at us!”
The old man replied: “Oh, that’s okay. I didn’t come down here to watch you two skinny dipping…
“I just came to feed my sharks.”
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