While crossing the US-Mexican border on a bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks he had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?” the guard asked.
“Sand,” replied the cyclist.
“Get them off – we’ll take a look,” the guard added.
The cyclist did as he was told, emptying the bags and proving they contained nothing but sand, before reloading the bags, putting them on his shoulders and continuing across the border.
Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.
A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy,” the guard said. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smuggling?”
“Bicycles!” the man replied.
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