Crazy questions people ask travel agents

There’s nothing like a list of hilarious travel questions to make you feel totally sane, and at this time of year it’s nice to feel you’ve maintained some semblance of sanity.

With Christmas just a few days away, we thought you might need a laugh and you are sure to get a good chuckle from this list.

From travel related questions directed to airlines or tourist boards or online hotel booking sites there’s a whole lot of crazy questions to give you some light-hearted Christmas stress relief.

Compiled by Brisbane-based consultant, Mel Bobbermien for KarryOn, a website dedicated to travel industry news  you are sure to find yourself  doing an #EpicEyeRoll at these  dumb questions, but save a thought for the patient travel agents faced with these!

1. Do we need to be twins to have Twin bedding?

2. How much is a flight from Brisbane to the Gold Coast?

3. Does my pet snake need a Visa for India? [Guess we shouldn’t laugh at all of these questions – according to Bobbermien, the answer to this question is yes!]

4. How much does my 7kg of carry-on luggage weigh?

5. If I cancel my holiday, can I still go?

6. How long does it take to get to Rotorua, from anywhere?

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7. Why do I have to stop on a RTW ticket? Can’t I just fly around the world?

8. Is Paris near France?

9. How long is the train from Sydney to Auckland?

10. Does Travel Insurance cover my camera being eaten by a clam? (Answer: Some do!)

11. How many pairs of socks should I pack?

12. Consultant: ‘You will need a Visa to travel to China.’ Customer: ‘But I only have a Mastercard?’

13. Can you book me on a plane that doesn’t go through turbulence?

14. Can I check my broom in? It won’t fit in my suitcase & I want to take it with me.

15. Can I see the state lines when I’m flying over them? I want a window seat so I can see the borders like the map…

16. When is Tsunami season in Thailand?

17. I want a guarantee there are no spiders in Vanuatu!

18. A crab stole my toothbrush. How do I get a refund for my entire holiday?

19. So, on this Arctic cruise – can I pat the polar bears?

20. Does ocean-view mean I will have a view of the ocean?

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