A man was walking along a beach when he stumbled upon an old lamp.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
“Okay, you released me from the lamp. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!” the genie said.
The man sat and thought about it for a while. He then said: “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said: “That’s impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the support ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
“Think of how much concrete… how much steel! No think of another wish.”
The man said okay and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally he said: “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women…. know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment… know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’… know how to make them truly happy….”
Straight away the genie asked: “Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?”
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