There’s something timeless about a good dad joke.
They’re predictable, slightly embarrassing and often delivered with a straight face — but that’s exactly why they work. Whether it’s a clever play on words or a gloriously bad pun, dad jokes have a way of sneaking up on you.
Here are seven classic dad jokes guaranteed to produce at least one groan — and probably a smile as well.
I saw an ad that said “radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full” I thought to myself “I can’t turn that down”.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don’t know how to deal with it.
I tripped over my wifes bra. It appeared to be a booby trap
For my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that sweared at me instead of buzzing. It was quite a rude awakening
A man was recently hospitalised with 6 plastic horses inside of him. The doctor is describing his condition as stable.
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Never lands.
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