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Daily Joke: A man goes on a blind date
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Daily Joke: Little Johnny was late for soccer practice
Daily Joke: Little Johnny was late for soccer practice
"Dad," said Little Johnny. "I'm late for soccer practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
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Daily Joke: A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island
Daily Joke: A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island
One morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
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Daily Joke: A trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers
Daily Joke: A trainer was instructing a platoon of soldiers
"I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"
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Daily Joke: A patient was lying in their hospital bed
Daily Joke: A patient was lying in their hospital bed
A patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of a recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum.
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Daily Joke: What kind of music do windmills like?
Daily Joke: What kind of music do windmills like?
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asks the other, "What's your favourite kind of music?"
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Daily Joke: A man found a note from his wife on the fridge
Daily Joke: A man found a note from his wife on the fridge
A man came home from the golf course to see his wife had left a note on the refrigerator.
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Daily Joke: Two workers were looking up at a flagpole
Daily Joke: Two workers were looking up at a flagpole
Two workers were standing outside a building looking up at a flagpole. A lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
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Daily Joke: A man visits the doctor
Daily Joke: A man visits the doctor
A man goes to the doctor. After examining him, the GP says: "You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets I think it will be okay."
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Daily Joke: A man explains the Buffalo Theory to his friend
Daily Joke: A man explains the Buffalo Theory to his friend
One afternoon at the bar, a man was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went.
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