Two men were waiting for their flight.
They struck up a conversation about family.
“My grandson is absolutely perfect,” one man said.
The other man was surprised. “Does he smoke?”
“No.”
“Does he drink?”
“Not a drop.”
“Does he ever come home late?”
“Never.”
“Wow,” said the man. “He really does sound perfect! How old is he?”
“He’ll be six months old next week.”