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Daily Joke: Two grandmothers are on their way home

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Two grandmothers are on their way home after visiting the grandkids. Both ladies are so short they can barely see over the dashboard.

They come to an intersection with a red light, and Mary just drives right through.

Edith says nothing, thinking her eyesight is failing her.

At the next intersection, Mary drives through another red light without a word.

Edith begins to wonder if she’s losing it, so she pays close attention to the road at the next intersection.

Once again, Mary drives through a red light.

“Mary, you just drove through three red lights in a row!” Edith says. “We could have been killed!”

“Oh,” says Mary. “I thought you were driving.”

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