A young man noticed an elderly couple at a McDonald’s table. They had only ordered one meal but had an extra drink cup.

The old man carefully divided the hamburger in half, then evenly distributed the fries between himself and his wife.

The wife watched as her husband began to eat.

“Excuse me,” said the young man. “Could I buy you another meal? That way you wouldn’t have to share.”

“No, thank you,” replied the old man. “We’ve been married for 63 years and we always split everything fifty-fifty.”

“I see,” said the young man. He then turned to the woman. “Are you going to eat your half of the meal?”

The wife shrugged. “It’s his turn with the teeth.”

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