A father and his son arrive at a football game but the dad can’t find the tickets.

“Nip home and see if I left the tickets there,” the dad says to the son.

“No problem, Dad.”

The boy races home leaving the dad waiting at the game. Half an hour later the boy returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.

The dad asks: “Did you find them?”

The boy responds: “Yep, they’re on the kitchen table where you left them.”