Sometimes all you need is a single sentence to lift your mood. These nine one-line jokes are quick, clever and guaranteed to bring a smile to your dial — no setup required.

What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.

Do you know why dads take an extra pair of socks to golf? In case they get a hole in one.

My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her … I SAID MAYBE.

What did the janitor say when he walked into the cupboard? Supplies.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

My friend cut his finger while he was cooking. He shouldn’t have been using the sharp cheese. Sorry, that joke was a little too cheesy.

Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they arrrr.