A man was standing very uncomfortably in the corner of a pharmacy. After noticing him, another customer went to the pharmacist and asked what was wrong with the man.
“He came in this morning,” The pharmacist responded. “He was looking for something for his cough but I couldn’t find the cough medicine. So I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives.
The customer looked confused, “What do you mean? Laxatives won’t work for that?”
“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s too afraid to cough!”