Two men arrive in heaven at the pearly gates shortly after dying. Starting up a conversation with one another, the first man explains that he froze to death, while the second man explains that he died of a heart attack.
“How did that happen?” the first man curiously asks the other, who died of a heart attack.
“Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife cheating with another man. When I searched the house, I couldn’t find anyone. I was so filled with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of cheating on me, I had a heart attack and died on the spot.”
“Oh, this is awkward,” the second man replies. “If you’d have checked in the fridge, we’d both be alive right now.”