A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, the lawn is getting quite long. Can you mow it?”

The husband says, “What do I look like, Jim’s Mowing?”

A few days later, he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, the tire is flat. I think we need a new one. Could you change it for me?”

He responds, “What do I look like, Bob Jane?”

Another few days pass, and it’s raining hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof and says, “Honey, there’s a leak in the roof! Can you please fix it?”

He says, “What do I look like, Tim the Toolman?”

The next day, the husband comes home to find the roof, the plumbing, and the car all fixed. He asks his wife what happened.

“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she replies. “Great! How much is that going to cost me?” he snarls.

“Nothing,” the wife says. “He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”

“Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.

“What do I look like?” she asks, “Betty Crocker?”

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