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Daily Joke: Two men are stranded in the desert

Jul 11, 2021
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They were walking for days in the desert. Source: Getty Images

Two men are stranded in the desert.

After days of walking, they come across a market.

“Please, we need water,” says the first man.

“I’m sorry,” says the market stall owner. “I can only sell you custard, jam or cream.”

Disappointed, the two men walk on.

“That was strange,” says the second man.

“Yes,” says the first man, “it was a trifle bazaar.”

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