Two friends are camping in the woods when one is bitten on the backside by a rattlesnake after attempting to sit down on the ground.

“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.

He runs ten kilometres to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says, “but here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The man runs back to his friend who is now in more pain.

“What did the doctor say?” the victim cries out.

“He says there’s nothing we can do and you’re going to die.”