A man who had been marooned on a deserted island for 10 years spots something unusual on the horizon. “Definitely not a ship,” he muses. As the object draws nearer, he dismisses the possibilities of it being a boat or even a raft.

Then, emerging from the surf and walking towards him is a stunning woman clad in a wetsuit and scuba gear. She approaches the astonished man and asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

“Ten years,” he responds.

She reaches into a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes, and hands one to him. He takes a long drag and exclaims, “Man, this is fantastic.”

Next, she queries, “How long has it been since you had a sip of bourbon?”

Trembling, he replies, “Ten years.”

She then unzips another waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, retrieves a flask, and hands it to him. He opens it, takes a deep swig, and says, “This is absolutely brilliant.”

Then, she begins to slowly unzip the long zipper down the front of her wetsuit, gazes at him seductively, and asks, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some fun?”

With tears in his eyes, the man gasps, “Oh my God. Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there.”