Mr Carrot was out riding his motorcycle on a beautiful day. Suddenly a car cuts in front of him and he goes flying off his bike. A few hours later Mrs Carrot gets a call from the hospital.
“Mrs Carrot, this is Dr Carrot, and I’m calling you to let you know that your husband got into a terrible accident.”
“Oh my gosh, no! Is he ok?” she asked
“Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news” the good doctor said.
“What’s the good news?” she asked.
“He’ll live” the doctor replied.
“So, what’s the bad news” she inquired.
“Well, he wasn’t wearing a helmet and he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”