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Daily Joke: Major rules for dieting
Calista Bruschi
May 30, 2021
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Get a forkful of these dieting tips, if you’re looking for the easy way out…
If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories.
When drinking a diet soft drink while eating chocolate or lollies, the calories in the sweets are cancelled by the diet drink.
When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count as long as you don’t eat more than they do.
Foods/drinks for medicinal purposes
never
count. For example: brandy, toast and ice-cream.
If you fatten up everyone around you, then you’ll look thinner.
Food licked off forks and spoons while prepping meals have no calories.
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