A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath”.

“Wow” responded the psychiatrist “I’ve never heard of such a phobia, but like all phobias, it can be treated, but it will likely take around 20 sessions”.

“O.K.”, responded the lady “how much is each session?” “Oh it’s just $80 a session, but trust me it’s well worth it”.

When the lady didn’t come back to the psychiatrist he gave the lady a call. “How come I didn’t hear from you?” he asked.

“Well”, responded the lady “when I came home and told my husband about the cost he thought he would save some money, he just cut the legs off the bed!”