A know-it-all man went to the pet store to look for a new pet. He finally decided on a fighter fish and called over a worker. The worker asked the man, “Now, do you know much about these fish?”

The man scoffed, “Of course I do.”

The worker replied, “Can I help you choose the right food?”

The man scoffed once more, “Do you think I’m an idiot?! I can do it myself.”

The worker finally headed over the tank to select the fish. He meekly asked, “Would you like an aquarium?”

The man threw his hands up in the air and yelled, “Look, just give me the fish, I don’t care what star sign it is!”

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