There was an elderly gentleman who had serious hearing problems for years.
He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100 per cent.
The old bloke went back to the doctor after a month and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
To which the old gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listed to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”