Here are some hilarious alternative meanings for common medical terms!
The study of paintings
Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
What we do when people die
Benign
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean section
A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan
Searching for kitty
Cauterise
She noticed me
Colic
A sheepdog
Coma
A punctuation mark
Dilate
To live long
Enema
Not a friend
Fester
Speedier than someone else
Fibula
A small lie
Impotent
Distinguished, well known
Labour pain
Getting hurt at work
Medical staff
A doctor’s cane
Morbid
A higher offer
Nitrates
After 8 pm at a sleazy motel
Node
I knew it
Outpatient
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
A distant relative of Elvis
Post-Operative
A letter carrier
Recovery room
A place to do upholstery
Rectum
Nearly killed him
Secretion
Hiding something
Seizure
Roman Emperor
Tablet
A small table
Terminal illness
Throwing up at the airport
Tumor
One plus one more
Urine
Opposite of you’re out