A married couple were watching a game of cricket when the wife spotted a couple in the stands. They were being very affectionate. The man was running his hands all over his girlfriend and kissing her neck.

The wife nudged her husband to look at the couple. Upon looking over, the husband joked:  “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game.”

Absentmindedly, the wife replied: “Better watch them, you already know how to play cricket.”