A husband and wife were grocery shopping. The husband picked up a carton of beer and puts it in the trolley.

“What are you doing?” asked the wife

“They’re on sale, only 10 bucks for 24 cans.”

“Put them back, we can’t afford them” the wife responded.

Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the cart.

“What are you doing?” asked the husband.

“It’s my face cream, it makes me look beautiful” she said.

“Yeah, so does the 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price!”

No one has heard from the husband since.