I was driving along and saw a suitcase on the side of the road, so I pulled over to investigate.

When I opened it up I saw a family of badgers.

I immediately pulled my phone out and rang the Animal Rescue number.

“Hi, I’ve just found a family of badgers in a suitcase.”

“Are they alive?”

“No idea, I’m not a vet.”

“Well, are they moving?”

“Oh yeah, good point. That explains the suitcase.”