A young boy said to his grandfather, “Make a frog noise for me, Grandad.”

“No, son, I don’t feel like making a frog noise right now,” the grandfather replied.

“Oh please, Grandad, make a frog noise.”

“No, I don’t want to.”

“Oh please, Grandad, make a frog noise.”

“Why is it so important to you that I make a frog noise?”

“Mum says when you croak we can have this house.”