An old guy aged 90 goes to the chemist and asks for Viagra.

“No problem,” says the pharmacist, “How many do you want?”

“Just a few,” says the old guy, “And could you cut every tablet into four pieces?”

“I don’t think they will do you any good if you only take one quarter of a tablet – especially at your age,” says the pharmacist.

The old guy looked at him and laughed, “I’m 90 years old and I’m not interested in sex any more. I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don’t wee on my feet”!

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