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6 light-hearted prison jokes that prove laughter can be found anywhere

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Prison isn’t usually a topic associated with humour. It’s a serious subject, and for many people, a difficult one.

But sometimes, comedy finds its way into even the most unlikely settings. Wordplay, misunderstandings and clever punchlines can take the edge off heavier themes – without making light of real-life hardship.

Here are six classic, harmless prison-themed jokes that rely more on wit than controversy.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!

Q: What kind of star would go to jail?
A: A SHOOTING star!

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there was a small medium at large!

Q: Why did the baseball player go to jail?
A: Because he stole first base!

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked!

A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:
“I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:
“Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
“You wouldn’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter:
“Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!”

 

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